500 Files – to be sung to the tune of 500 Miles by The Proclaimers
Retention schedules, well I know they’re gonna be
They’re gonna be the ones that sort out good from bad
when I can’t find, when I can’t find that report
They’ll turn my heart from very sad to very glad
When in Outlook, well I know I’m gonna drown
I’m gonna drown in spam, “send to the world” and mess
But with a file plan I know I’m gonna have
Less stuff to file and certainly less stress,
And I would shred five hundred files
And I would file five hundred more
Just to clear redundant documents
And find what I am looking for
Meta data (Meta data), Meta Data (Meta data)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da
Meta data (Meta data), Meta Data (Meta data)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da